Top 28+ Clever Comebacks We Wish We Had Thought Of
- 1. "He is honest. The best kind of doctor."
- 2. "Whatever helps"
- 3. "Rush that man to the burn unit."
- 4. 4.9 million barrels of oil
- 5. "Weird motives"
- 6. "Imagine how much harm they do."
- 7. "Does anyone use an ad-blocking software?"
- 8. "Easy way to make money!"
- 9. "That's a bill dollar burn."
- 10. "Getting owned by their own kids"
- 11. "My thumb is the size of a nuke explosion."
- 12. "Are you really a good person?"
- 13. "Having principles"
- 14. "Not to mention charging you for telling you that you don't have money."
- 16. "Bro has everything sorted."
- 17. "That's some seriously old beer!"
- 18. "How delusional you have to be for this."
- 19. "God created cancel culture"
- 20. "He just nailed it."
- 21. "To really show him, he should buy 100 copies."
- 22. "They have magical powers to control the weather."
- 23. "One week insight."
- 24. "Quite literally me."
- 25. "Wendy's cooking it up."
- 26. "Feel good" stories
- 27. Record levels of divorced dad

We have all been there. You are in the middle of a heated discussion or a quick-witted exchange, and hours later you suddenly think of the perfect response. Unfortunately, by then the moment has passed and the opportunity is gone. The people in this list did not have to deal with that frustration. They came up with sharp, clever comebacks right on the spot, leaving their audience stunned, laughing, or completely out of words.
These quick thinkers prove that timing is everything when it comes to delivering the perfect line, and their examples might just inspire you to be ready for your own moment in the spotlight.
1. "He is honest. The best kind of doctor."

2. "Whatever helps"

3. "Rush that man to the burn unit."

4. 4.9 million barrels of oil

5. "Weird motives"

6. "Imagine how much harm they do."

7. "Does anyone use an ad-blocking software?"

8. "Easy way to make money!"

9. "That's a bill dollar burn."

10. "Getting owned by their own kids"

11. "My thumb is the size of a nuke explosion."

12. "Are you really a good person?"

13. "Having principles"

14. "Not to mention charging you for telling you that you don't have money."

16. "Bro has everything sorted."

17. "That's some seriously old beer!"

18. "How delusional you have to be for this."

19. "God created cancel culture"

20. "He just nailed it."

21. "To really show him, he should buy 100 copies."

22. "They have magical powers to control the weather."

23. "One week insight."

24. "Quite literally me."

25. "Wendy's cooking it up."

26. "Feel good" stories

27. Record levels of divorced dad
