How to Tell If Your Cat Thinks They Own You (Hint: They Do)

Your Cat Chooses Where You Sit, They Demand Attention on Their Schedule, They Supervise Your Every Move, Your Cat Controls Feeding Time (Not You), They Bring You “Gifts”, They Set the House Rules, Your Cat Ignores You—Until They Don’t, They Sleep in the Most Inconvenient Places, Your Cat Marks You as Their Property, They Dictate Your Sleep Schedule, They Expect a Grand Welcome, They Show Off Their Belly—But on Their Terms, They Ignore Your Commands, They Expect the Best—Always, They Make You Feel Special (But Only Sometimes)
Is your cat truly your beloved companion—or are you actually their humble servant? If you’ve ever caught yourself rearranging your day to suit your feline’s whims, you’re probably not alone. The truth is, cats have been quietly ruling over humans for thousands of years. It’s a little shocking to realize, but those cute purrs and gentle nuzzles may just be tools of feline manipulation! Let’s dive into the hilariously telling signs that your cat thinks they run the show—and why you probably love every minute of it.

Your Cat Chooses Where You Sit

Your Cat Chooses Where You Sit, They Demand Attention on Their Schedule, They Supervise Your Every Move, Your Cat Controls Feeding Time (Not You), They Bring You “Gifts”, They Set the House Rules, Your Cat Ignores You—Until They Don’t, They Sleep in the Most Inconvenient Places, Your Cat Marks You as Their Property, They Dictate Your Sleep Schedule, They Expect a Grand Welcome, They Show Off Their Belly—But on Their Terms, They Ignore Your Commands, They Expect the Best—Always, They Make You Feel Special (But Only Sometimes)

They Demand Attention on Their Schedule

Your Cat Chooses Where You Sit, They Demand Attention on Their Schedule, They Supervise Your Every Move, Your Cat Controls Feeding Time (Not You), They Bring You “Gifts”, They Set the House Rules, Your Cat Ignores You—Until They Don’t, They Sleep in the Most Inconvenient Places, Your Cat Marks You as Their Property, They Dictate Your Sleep Schedule, They Expect a Grand Welcome, They Show Off Their Belly—But on Their Terms, They Ignore Your Commands, They Expect the Best—Always, They Make You Feel Special (But Only Sometimes)

They Supervise Your Every Move

Your Cat Chooses Where You Sit, They Demand Attention on Their Schedule, They Supervise Your Every Move, Your Cat Controls Feeding Time (Not You), They Bring You “Gifts”, They Set the House Rules, Your Cat Ignores You—Until They Don’t, They Sleep in the Most Inconvenient Places, Your Cat Marks You as Their Property, They Dictate Your Sleep Schedule, They Expect a Grand Welcome, They Show Off Their Belly—But on Their Terms, They Ignore Your Commands, They Expect the Best—Always, They Make You Feel Special (But Only Sometimes)

Your Cat Controls Feeding Time (Not You)

Your Cat Chooses Where You Sit, They Demand Attention on Their Schedule, They Supervise Your Every Move, Your Cat Controls Feeding Time (Not You), They Bring You “Gifts”, They Set the House Rules, Your Cat Ignores You—Until They Don’t, They Sleep in the Most Inconvenient Places, Your Cat Marks You as Their Property, They Dictate Your Sleep Schedule, They Expect a Grand Welcome, They Show Off Their Belly—But on Their Terms, They Ignore Your Commands, They Expect the Best—Always, They Make You Feel Special (But Only Sometimes)

They Bring You “Gifts”

Your Cat Chooses Where You Sit, They Demand Attention on Their Schedule, They Supervise Your Every Move, Your Cat Controls Feeding Time (Not You), They Bring You “Gifts”, They Set the House Rules, Your Cat Ignores You—Until They Don’t, They Sleep in the Most Inconvenient Places, Your Cat Marks You as Their Property, They Dictate Your Sleep Schedule, They Expect a Grand Welcome, They Show Off Their Belly—But on Their Terms, They Ignore Your Commands, They Expect the Best—Always, They Make You Feel Special (But Only Sometimes)

They Set the House Rules

Your Cat Chooses Where You Sit, They Demand Attention on Their Schedule, They Supervise Your Every Move, Your Cat Controls Feeding Time (Not You), They Bring You “Gifts”, They Set the House Rules, Your Cat Ignores You—Until They Don’t, They Sleep in the Most Inconvenient Places, Your Cat Marks You as Their Property, They Dictate Your Sleep Schedule, They Expect a Grand Welcome, They Show Off Their Belly—But on Their Terms, They Ignore Your Commands, They Expect the Best—Always, They Make You Feel Special (But Only Sometimes)

Your Cat Ignores You—Until They Don’t

Your Cat Chooses Where You Sit, They Demand Attention on Their Schedule, They Supervise Your Every Move, Your Cat Controls Feeding Time (Not You), They Bring You “Gifts”, They Set the House Rules, Your Cat Ignores You—Until They Don’t, They Sleep in the Most Inconvenient Places, Your Cat Marks You as Their Property, They Dictate Your Sleep Schedule, They Expect a Grand Welcome, They Show Off Their Belly—But on Their Terms, They Ignore Your Commands, They Expect the Best—Always, They Make You Feel Special (But Only Sometimes)

They Sleep in the Most Inconvenient Places

Your Cat Chooses Where You Sit, They Demand Attention on Their Schedule, They Supervise Your Every Move, Your Cat Controls Feeding Time (Not You), They Bring You “Gifts”, They Set the House Rules, Your Cat Ignores You—Until They Don’t, They Sleep in the Most Inconvenient Places, Your Cat Marks You as Their Property, They Dictate Your Sleep Schedule, They Expect a Grand Welcome, They Show Off Their Belly—But on Their Terms, They Ignore Your Commands, They Expect the Best—Always, They Make You Feel Special (But Only Sometimes)

Your Cat Marks You as Their Property

Your Cat Chooses Where You Sit, They Demand Attention on Their Schedule, They Supervise Your Every Move, Your Cat Controls Feeding Time (Not You), They Bring You “Gifts”, They Set the House Rules, Your Cat Ignores You—Until They Don’t, They Sleep in the Most Inconvenient Places, Your Cat Marks You as Their Property, They Dictate Your Sleep Schedule, They Expect a Grand Welcome, They Show Off Their Belly—But on Their Terms, They Ignore Your Commands, They Expect the Best—Always, They Make You Feel Special (But Only Sometimes)

They Dictate Your Sleep Schedule

Your Cat Chooses Where You Sit, They Demand Attention on Their Schedule, They Supervise Your Every Move, Your Cat Controls Feeding Time (Not You), They Bring You “Gifts”, They Set the House Rules, Your Cat Ignores You—Until They Don’t, They Sleep in the Most Inconvenient Places, Your Cat Marks You as Their Property, They Dictate Your Sleep Schedule, They Expect a Grand Welcome, They Show Off Their Belly—But on Their Terms, They Ignore Your Commands, They Expect the Best—Always, They Make You Feel Special (But Only Sometimes)

They Expect a Grand Welcome

Your Cat Chooses Where You Sit, They Demand Attention on Their Schedule, They Supervise Your Every Move, Your Cat Controls Feeding Time (Not You), They Bring You “Gifts”, They Set the House Rules, Your Cat Ignores You—Until They Don’t, They Sleep in the Most Inconvenient Places, Your Cat Marks You as Their Property, They Dictate Your Sleep Schedule, They Expect a Grand Welcome, They Show Off Their Belly—But on Their Terms, They Ignore Your Commands, They Expect the Best—Always, They Make You Feel Special (But Only Sometimes)

They Show Off Their Belly—But on Their Terms

Your Cat Chooses Where You Sit, They Demand Attention on Their Schedule, They Supervise Your Every Move, Your Cat Controls Feeding Time (Not You), They Bring You “Gifts”, They Set the House Rules, Your Cat Ignores You—Until They Don’t, They Sleep in the Most Inconvenient Places, Your Cat Marks You as Their Property, They Dictate Your Sleep Schedule, They Expect a Grand Welcome, They Show Off Their Belly—But on Their Terms, They Ignore Your Commands, They Expect the Best—Always, They Make You Feel Special (But Only Sometimes)

They Ignore Your Commands

Your Cat Chooses Where You Sit, They Demand Attention on Their Schedule, They Supervise Your Every Move, Your Cat Controls Feeding Time (Not You), They Bring You “Gifts”, They Set the House Rules, Your Cat Ignores You—Until They Don’t, They Sleep in the Most Inconvenient Places, Your Cat Marks You as Their Property, They Dictate Your Sleep Schedule, They Expect a Grand Welcome, They Show Off Their Belly—But on Their Terms, They Ignore Your Commands, They Expect the Best—Always, They Make You Feel Special (But Only Sometimes)

They Expect the Best—Always

Your Cat Chooses Where You Sit, They Demand Attention on Their Schedule, They Supervise Your Every Move, Your Cat Controls Feeding Time (Not You), They Bring You “Gifts”, They Set the House Rules, Your Cat Ignores You—Until They Don’t, They Sleep in the Most Inconvenient Places, Your Cat Marks You as Their Property, They Dictate Your Sleep Schedule, They Expect a Grand Welcome, They Show Off Their Belly—But on Their Terms, They Ignore Your Commands, They Expect the Best—Always, They Make You Feel Special (But Only Sometimes)

They Make You Feel Special (But Only Sometimes)

Your Cat Chooses Where You Sit, They Demand Attention on Their Schedule, They Supervise Your Every Move, Your Cat Controls Feeding Time (Not You), They Bring You “Gifts”, They Set the House Rules, Your Cat Ignores You—Until They Don’t, They Sleep in the Most Inconvenient Places, Your Cat Marks You as Their Property, They Dictate Your Sleep Schedule, They Expect a Grand Welcome, They Show Off Their Belly—But on Their Terms, They Ignore Your Commands, They Expect the Best—Always, They Make You Feel Special (But Only Sometimes)

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