Top 26+ British things that no-one else understands

'What a sad little life Jane,' your partner will say to you when you've not washed the dishes, used up the last of the orange juice, or simply done something that's 'done their head in.' (In UK talk, that means annoying.) Us Brits are a unique species - we're sarcastic beyond measure, we can't take a compliment even if it smacked us in the face, David Attenborough is our national hero, and we live for a beer garden pint (Picture: Getty Images)

But if you're not from the UK, chances are, some of the things we do and say can be pretty confusing. Which is why whether you're moving to our small little island, (heads up, don't think you'll be lounging on the beach all summer long working on your tan. It rains. A lot) or you just want to find out more about our funny little quirks, you've come to the right place. Here, we've compiled a list of 27 things Brits do that no one else understands. But don't expect us to explain why we do them. We don't actually know... (Picture: Getty Images)

1. Sarcasm is the highest form of wit

Some people say sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, along with irony. The British would strongly disagree. Basically, in the UK, you can’t take yourself too seriously because someone will make a joke at your expense. But here's the twist: the more offensive or vulgar it is, the more that person likes you. Think of it as a term of endearment. Just watch Ricky Gervais' The Office and you'll understand… hopefully? (Picture: BBC)

2. Standing on the right hand side of the escalator on the London Underground

It's an unwritten rule that whenever you ride the London Underground, you ALWAYS stand on the right-hand side of the escalators. This is because the left-hand side is reserved for the Londoners in a hurry, who often whiz past you James Bond style to make the next tube. Bottom line: don't be that guy who blocks the left. People will get mad (Picture: Getty Images)

Don’t talk to us on public transport, we’ll get uncomfortable

Speaking of public transport, it's a known fact that we hate talking to people while commuting. It's our time to relax/consider our life choices, so please don't expect us to strike up a conversation with you on the Northern Line. Or any other line, route, or journey for that matter. We'll probs have our air pods in anyway, so get the hint (Picture: Getty Images)

Only watching nature programmes narrated by David Attenborough

Fact: David Attenborough is a national treasure and we find it so hard to watch nature shows not narrated by him. Honestly, it feels like we're cheating (Picture: Getty Images)

Saying it’s ‘too hot’ on holiday or during summer when all we do is complain about it being cold

Us Brits are renowned for moaning about the weather when it's cold, only to then complain that it's too hot when we get a bit of sun. If you hang around someone from the UK during one of our rare heatwaves, you're guaranteed to hear them say, 'hot init?' or 'too hot,' at least 10 times in an hour (Picture: Getty Images)

Talking about yourself is cringe and uncomfortable - we just can’t take compliments OK?

Harking back to the sarcasm point, we'd rather be made fun of than take a compliment. Any day of the week. But it's not because we don't like ourselves - our nationwide self-deprecating personality is actually because we're polite and reserved. We put ourselves down to make others feel better. But this cycle then makes us feel better if you follow… (Picture: Getty Images)

Saying ‘no worries if not’ after every work request even if we need something done

If you've ever asked an important work question or request over email that you really need responding to or sorting ASAP, but concluded the message with 'no worries if not' so the receiver thinks you're polite - congrats, you've just turned full Brit. Example: 'Hey, I really need that project draft on my desk by 9am on Friday so I can send it to my manager. No worries if not though x.' Oh yeah, and we end everything with a 'kiss' just to doubly make sure the person knows we're the nice boss (Picture: Getty Images)

Always saying sorry even if it’s not our fault

'Sorry' is probably the most overused word in the English language. Whether we're sorry about the weather, sorry because we literally brushed someone in a busy train station, or sorry for taking 0.0001 seconds too long to do something, the average Brit will have blurted out multiple unnecessary apologies in the last hour. While some say it's just a habit, and others say it's an example of our good manners, if you're living in the UK, just get used to hearing the five-letter word ALL the time (Picture: Getty Images)

You’re either an Oasis or Blur fan

Back in the 90s during the height of Britpop, Manchester-based Oasis and London-based Blur were the biggest bands in the biz. But, they were also rivals. Fast forward to 2024, and many Brits will still tell you that they're either team Oasis or team Blur. And that it's sacrilege to be on both. (Note: plenty of people love both, they just don't admit it) (Picture: Getty Images)

Having your food stolen by a seagull

You haven't been to the British seaside if you've not eaten fish and chips outside in the wind and rain, only for a bob of hungry seagulls to come and knock your meal out of your hands. Once it's happened to you, you can't forget it. The despair and disbelief you feel is unmatched (Picture: Getty Images)

Buying a stick of rock at the beach

This one's kind of on the verge of extinction, but every millennial, generation X, baby boomer, and post-war kid will remember buying a stick of rock from the local beach-front sweet shop while on holiday at the coast. For those who don't know, it's an iconic seaside sweet made from boiled sugar, which is most usually flavoured with peppermint or spearmint (Picture: Getty Images)

If you go on holiday in the UK, it will rain

Like we said in the seagull fish and chip saga, if you go on a summer holiday (a proper British experience involves camping or caravaning, btw), it'll probably rain. But this means you can enjoy a slew of classic Brit vacay activities like a trip to the amusements, a random local museum, or retreating to a cosy pub for a few 'jars' and a steak and ale pie (Picture: Getty Images)

A Christmas trip to the pantomime

A family excursion to the pantomime is a British non-negotiable around Christmas time. ('Oh no it isn't….' 'Oh yes it is!') Whether it's a matinee or an evening show, there's nothing like a middle-aged British dad getting picked on in the front row for the amusement of their kids (Picture: Getty Images)

15. Crackers at Christmas

It's another Christmas tradition to have 'crackers' at every place setting as the pre-dinner entertainment. They're basically cardboard paper tubes wrapped in brightly coloured paper and twisted at both ends, that when pulled by two people, reveal a (usually) cheap, random present. Notable gifts include a tiny tape measure, nail clippers, mini screwdriver sets, and yo-yos. It's also customary to get your crackers for the following year a few days after Christmas after they hit the sales. We're tight. We said it (Picture: Getty Images)

16. Your train is delayed so you miss your connecting train

If you've ever travelled on the British railways, chances are you've been delayed at least once, which then caused you to miss your connection. While you probably heard a couple of huffs and puffs from other passengers, you'll also have noticed that everyone eventually just got on with it… (Picture: Getty Images)

You have very strong opinions about tea

British people LOVE tea. Fact. Whether it's a morning brew to start the day, a couple of mugs throughout the afternoon, or a get-home-from-work cup, all UK households are always stocked up on tea. In fact, the first thing you'll be offered when you arrive at someone's house is a cuppa... (Picture: Getty Images)

Giving everything and anything a nickname

There's nothing more we Brits love than giving anything and everything a nickname. Even though we know it's majorly cringe, it doesn't stop us from referring to things like the cost of living crisis as 'cozzie livs,' or the pandemic as 'panny d' to make pretty harrowing subjects sound less grim (Picture: Getty Images)

Arguing about whether it’s 'scone' or 'scon'

Ah, the nationwide debate of whether you pronounce the traditional British baked good, 'scone' or 'scon.' Whichever way you say it though, you're always right and the other person is always wrong, and vice versa. So the argument will never be put to bed (Picture: Getty Images)

Chips and gravy

This is mainly a northern thing as some southerners don't get it. But it's definitely a British thing. Whether you're ordering chips from the kebab shop at 2am, having pie and chips for dinner, or grabbing a KFC drive-through, smothering your chips with gravy is one of the most enjoyable culinary delights of our cuisine (Picture: Getty Images)

Eating a hot pie at a football match

Speaking of pies, if you've ever been to a UK football match, you have to make sure you grab an obligatory pie, burger or hot dog during halftime. A couple of pints before and after the match are a staple of the football experience, too (Picture: Phil Oldham/BPI/REX/Shutterstock)

Calling people mate even if you’ve just met them

'Alright mate,' 'thanks mate,' yes mate?' That's peak British language right there. Even if you don't know the person you're talking to or you've only just met them, it's our way of letting people know that we're a friendly bunch (Picture: Getty Images)

Being able to recite the entire Smithy and Rudi rap from Gavin and Stacey

Gavin and Stacey is ingrained in British culture. The programme became an instant hit when it was released back in 2007, and we've been quoting the show ever since. Whether it's with an 'Oh, what's occurring?' when we meet our mates, or referring to things as 'well lush,' we also know the Smithy and Rudi car park rap off by heart. (FYI, it's American Boy by Estelle and Kanye West) (Picture: Baby Cow)

Telling people 'we must meet up soon' when you absolutely have no intention of doing so

Ah, the awkward moment when it's time to say bye but we're too polite to simply leave the situation even though we're desperate to go. Did we mention us Brits can sometimes have a limited social battery? So what do we do? We say 'ah this was great, we should meet up soon,' even though we have no intention of doing anything of the sort. The great thing is, the other party knows this, and it ends up being a kind of silent mutual respect (Picture: Getty Images)

Quoting Gemma Collins at random times

'I’m not getting involved. I’m here to enjoy myself GC style, d’you know what I mean? I just wanna be me.' That is all (Picture: Getty Images)

26. Cheering when someone breaks a glass or drops something

If you're in a bar and someone drops a drink or breaks a glass, everyone around will immediately start clapping and cheering. There's a fine line with this one though, because some Brits hate it and some Brits love it. But when it happens, the Brits who hate it instantly judge the cheering people around them. These people, incidentally, are also the ones who clap when the plane lands... (Picture: Getty Images)

27. Saying 'what a sad little life Jane' whenever someone annoys you

For those who don't know, Come Dine With Me is another British show that has achieved iconic status. In a nutshell, four strangers host their own dinner parties - expected to cook the meals from scratch - and each guest scores the hosts based on the food, hospitality and entertainment. The person with the most points at the end of the week wins the £1000 cash prize (Picture: Channel 4)

Over the years, there have been some memorable contestants, but no one comes close to Peter Marsh, who in 2016, was fuming when he came fourth place. While reading from the scroll that reveals the winner - which was a woman called Jane - he spitefully said to her: 'You won, Jane. Enjoy the money, I hope it makes you very happy. Dear lord, what a sad little life, Jane. You ruined my night completely so you could have the money. But I hope now you spend it on some lessons in grace and decorum, because you have all the grace of a reversing dump truck without any tyres on.' British TV gold at its finest (Picture: Channel 4)