Top 20+ Funny Signs That Were Found While Wandering Around

1. Speedway took a turn after a short circuit, 2. "Don't even think of parking here, big boy", 3. Because women are always right, 4. "Do marathoners know they don't have to?", 5. "On-site home refinancing to help with gas", 6. "Free Oil Changes on All Teslas", 7. Safe Place, full stop, 8. "The first five days after the weekend are the hardest", 9. "We have gluten-free gas", 10. "Free gas: all exits, all stations, all pumps, all the time", 11. Regular .19, Diesel .79, Milk .79, 12. "Naming the dog 'Shark' at the beach was a mistake", 13. "We don't care, just be fresh & wash your hands", 14. "Donuts and beer now here", 15. "Muffins spelled backward is what you do when they're done", 16. Unleaded .59, Diesel .99, Slurpee .00, 17. "Bought a chicken to make sandwiches. It won't", 18. "If y'all could stop driving off with our hoses…", 19. Mr. Gas: Eat Food, Get Gas, 24/7

Neon halos, porcelain enamel, hand-painted typography; these old signs were accidental galleries on the side of the road. Some were witty on purpose; others became comedy gold after a few missing letters or a creative typo.

This roundup celebrates 20 delightfully unpolished signs that double as roadside art: small-town craft, big-time charm.

1. Speedway took a turn after a short circuit

1. Speedway took a turn after a short circuit, 2. "Don't even think of parking here, big boy", 3. Because women are always right, 4. "Do marathoners know they don't have to?", 5. "On-site home refinancing to help with gas", 6. "Free Oil Changes on All Teslas", 7. Safe Place, full stop, 8. "The first five days after the weekend are the hardest", 9. "We have gluten-free gas", 10. "Free gas: all exits, all stations, all pumps, all the time", 11. Regular .19, Diesel .79, Milk .79, 12. "Naming the dog 'Shark' at the beach was a mistake", 13. "We don't care, just be fresh & wash your hands", 14. "Donuts and beer now here", 15. "Muffins spelled backward is what you do when they're done", 16. Unleaded .59, Diesel .99, Slurpee .00, 17. "Bought a chicken to make sandwiches. It won't", 18. "If y'all could stop driving off with our hoses…", 19. Mr. Gas: Eat Food, Get Gas, 24/7

When two letters clock out early, brand strategy becomes slapstick. Lowbrow? Maybe. Unforgettable? Absolutely.

2. "Don't even think of parking here, big boy"

1. Speedway took a turn after a short circuit, 2. "Don't even think of parking here, big boy", 3. Because women are always right, 4. "Do marathoners know they don't have to?", 5. "On-site home refinancing to help with gas", 6. "Free Oil Changes on All Teslas", 7. Safe Place, full stop, 8. "The first five days after the weekend are the hardest", 9. "We have gluten-free gas", 10. "Free gas: all exits, all stations, all pumps, all the time", 11. Regular .19, Diesel .79, Milk .79, 12. "Naming the dog 'Shark' at the beach was a mistake", 13. "We don't care, just be fresh & wash your hands", 14. "Donuts and beer now here", 15. "Muffins spelled backward is what you do when they're done", 16. Unleaded .59, Diesel .99, Slurpee .00, 17. "Bought a chicken to make sandwiches. It won't", 18. "If y'all could stop driving off with our hoses…", 19. Mr. Gas: Eat Food, Get Gas, 24/7

A curbside reminder with bouncer energy. The curb means no, capisce?

3. Because women are always right

1. Speedway took a turn after a short circuit, 2. "Don't even think of parking here, big boy", 3. Because women are always right, 4. "Do marathoners know they don't have to?", 5. "On-site home refinancing to help with gas", 6. "Free Oil Changes on All Teslas", 7. Safe Place, full stop, 8. "The first five days after the weekend are the hardest", 9. "We have gluten-free gas", 10. "Free gas: all exits, all stations, all pumps, all the time", 11. Regular .19, Diesel .79, Milk .79, 12. "Naming the dog 'Shark' at the beach was a mistake", 13. "We don't care, just be fresh & wash your hands", 14. "Donuts and beer now here", 15. "Muffins spelled backward is what you do when they're done", 16. Unleaded .59, Diesel .99, Slurpee .00, 17. "Bought a chicken to make sandwiches. It won't", 18. "If y'all could stop driving off with our hoses…", 19. Mr. Gas: Eat Food, Get Gas, 24/7

We don't make the rules; just follow the arrows and wash up.

4. "Do marathoners know they don't have to?"

1. Speedway took a turn after a short circuit, 2. "Don't even think of parking here, big boy", 3. Because women are always right, 4. "Do marathoners know they don't have to?", 5. "On-site home refinancing to help with gas", 6. "Free Oil Changes on All Teslas", 7. Safe Place, full stop, 8. "The first five days after the weekend are the hardest", 9. "We have gluten-free gas", 10. "Free gas: all exits, all stations, all pumps, all the time", 11. Regular .19, Diesel .79, Milk .79, 12. "Naming the dog 'Shark' at the beach was a mistake", 13. "We don't care, just be fresh & wash your hands", 14. "Donuts and beer now here", 15. "Muffins spelled backward is what you do when they're done", 16. Unleaded .59, Diesel .99, Slurpee .00, 17. "Bought a chicken to make sandwiches. It won't", 18. "If y'all could stop driving off with our hoses…", 19. Mr. Gas: Eat Food, Get Gas, 24/7

Existential crisis, pump-side edition. Respect to the runners; we'll be over here… stretching our receipts.

5. "On-site home refinancing to help with gas"

1. Speedway took a turn after a short circuit, 2. "Don't even think of parking here, big boy", 3. Because women are always right, 4. "Do marathoners know they don't have to?", 5. "On-site home refinancing to help with gas", 6. "Free Oil Changes on All Teslas", 7. Safe Place, full stop, 8. "The first five days after the weekend are the hardest", 9. "We have gluten-free gas", 10. "Free gas: all exits, all stations, all pumps, all the time", 11. Regular .19, Diesel .79, Milk .79, 12. "Naming the dog 'Shark' at the beach was a mistake", 13. "We don't care, just be fresh & wash your hands", 14. "Donuts and beer now here", 15. "Muffins spelled backward is what you do when they're done", 16. Unleaded .59, Diesel .99, Slurpee .00, 17. "Bought a chicken to make sandwiches. It won't", 18. "If y'all could stop driving off with our hoses…", 19. Mr. Gas: Eat Food, Get Gas, 24/7

Finally, a station that knows the price pain. One fill-up, one mortgage consult.

6. "Free Oil Changes on All Teslas"

1. Speedway took a turn after a short circuit, 2. "Don't even think of parking here, big boy", 3. Because women are always right, 4. "Do marathoners know they don't have to?", 5. "On-site home refinancing to help with gas", 6. "Free Oil Changes on All Teslas", 7. Safe Place, full stop, 8. "The first five days after the weekend are the hardest", 9. "We have gluten-free gas", 10. "Free gas: all exits, all stations, all pumps, all the time", 11. Regular .19, Diesel .79, Milk .79, 12. "Naming the dog 'Shark' at the beach was a mistake", 13. "We don't care, just be fresh & wash your hands", 14. "Donuts and beer now here", 15. "Muffins spelled backward is what you do when they're done", 16. Unleaded .59, Diesel .99, Slurpee .00, 17. "Bought a chicken to make sandwiches. It won't", 18. "If y'all could stop driving off with our hoses…", 19. Mr. Gas: Eat Food, Get Gas, 24/7

A limited-time offer for cars with no oil. Next up: complimentary blinker fluid.

7. Safe Place, full stop

1. Speedway took a turn after a short circuit, 2. "Don't even think of parking here, big boy", 3. Because women are always right, 4. "Do marathoners know they don't have to?", 5. "On-site home refinancing to help with gas", 6. "Free Oil Changes on All Teslas", 7. Safe Place, full stop, 8. "The first five days after the weekend are the hardest", 9. "We have gluten-free gas", 10. "Free gas: all exits, all stations, all pumps, all the time", 11. Regular .19, Diesel .79, Milk .79, 12. "Naming the dog 'Shark' at the beach was a mistake", 13. "We don't care, just be fresh & wash your hands", 14. "Donuts and beer now here", 15. "Muffins spelled backward is what you do when they're done", 16. Unleaded .59, Diesel .99, Slurpee .00, 17. "Bought a chicken to make sandwiches. It won't", 18. "If y'all could stop driving off with our hoses…", 19. Mr. Gas: Eat Food, Get Gas, 24/7

Not a joke, just a good thing to see at a station. Kindness looks great in block letters.

8. "The first five days after the weekend are the hardest"

1. Speedway took a turn after a short circuit, 2. "Don't even think of parking here, big boy", 3. Because women are always right, 4. "Do marathoners know they don't have to?", 5. "On-site home refinancing to help with gas", 6. "Free Oil Changes on All Teslas", 7. Safe Place, full stop, 8. "The first five days after the weekend are the hardest", 9. "We have gluten-free gas", 10. "Free gas: all exits, all stations, all pumps, all the time", 11. Regular .19, Diesel .79, Milk .79, 12. "Naming the dog 'Shark' at the beach was a mistake", 13. "We don't care, just be fresh & wash your hands", 14. "Donuts and beer now here", 15. "Muffins spelled backward is what you do when they're done", 16. Unleaded .59, Diesel .99, Slurpee .00, 17. "Bought a chicken to make sandwiches. It won't", 18. "If y'all could stop driving off with our hoses…", 19. Mr. Gas: Eat Food, Get Gas, 24/7Pump wisdom meets Monday blues. Where's the Friday nozzle?

9. "We have gluten-free gas"

1. Speedway took a turn after a short circuit, 2. "Don't even think of parking here, big boy", 3. Because women are always right, 4. "Do marathoners know they don't have to?", 5. "On-site home refinancing to help with gas", 6. "Free Oil Changes on All Teslas", 7. Safe Place, full stop, 8. "The first five days after the weekend are the hardest", 9. "We have gluten-free gas", 10. "Free gas: all exits, all stations, all pumps, all the time", 11. Regular .19, Diesel .79, Milk .79, 12. "Naming the dog 'Shark' at the beach was a mistake", 13. "We don't care, just be fresh & wash your hands", 14. "Donuts and beer now here", 15. "Muffins spelled backward is what you do when they're done", 16. Unleaded .59, Diesel .99, Slurpee .00, 17. "Bought a chicken to make sandwiches. It won't", 18. "If y'all could stop driving off with our hoses…", 19. Mr. Gas: Eat Food, Get Gas, 24/7

Great news for your car's carb intake. Zero wheat, 100% octane.

10. "Free gas: all exits, all stations, all pumps, all the time"

1. Speedway took a turn after a short circuit, 2. "Don't even think of parking here, big boy", 3. Because women are always right, 4. "Do marathoners know they don't have to?", 5. "On-site home refinancing to help with gas", 6. "Free Oil Changes on All Teslas", 7. Safe Place, full stop, 8. "The first five days after the weekend are the hardest", 9. "We have gluten-free gas", 10. "Free gas: all exits, all stations, all pumps, all the time", 11. Regular .19, Diesel .79, Milk .79, 12. "Naming the dog 'Shark' at the beach was a mistake", 13. "We don't care, just be fresh & wash your hands", 14. "Donuts and beer now here", 15. "Muffins spelled backward is what you do when they're done", 16. Unleaded .59, Diesel .99, Slurpee .00, 17. "Bought a chicken to make sandwiches. It won't", 18. "If y'all could stop driving off with our hoses…", 19. Mr. Gas: Eat Food, Get Gas, 24/7Also known as "driving anywhere." The fine print writes itself.

11. Regular $2.19, Diesel $2.79, Milk $1.79

1. Speedway took a turn after a short circuit, 2. "Don't even think of parking here, big boy", 3. Because women are always right, 4. "Do marathoners know they don't have to?", 5. "On-site home refinancing to help with gas", 6. "Free Oil Changes on All Teslas", 7. Safe Place, full stop, 8. "The first five days after the weekend are the hardest", 9. "We have gluten-free gas", 10. "Free gas: all exits, all stations, all pumps, all the time", 11. Regular .19, Diesel .79, Milk .79, 12. "Naming the dog 'Shark' at the beach was a mistake", 13. "We don't care, just be fresh & wash your hands", 14. "Donuts and beer now here", 15. "Muffins spelled backward is what you do when they're done", 16. Unleaded .59, Diesel .99, Slurpee .00, 17. "Bought a chicken to make sandwiches. It won't", 18. "If y'all could stop driving off with our hoses…", 19. Mr. Gas: Eat Food, Get Gas, 24/7

A diversified forecourt portfolio. One stop for tanks and cereal.

12. "Naming the dog 'Shark' at the beach was a mistake"

1. Speedway took a turn after a short circuit, 2. "Don't even think of parking here, big boy", 3. Because women are always right, 4. "Do marathoners know they don't have to?", 5. "On-site home refinancing to help with gas", 6. "Free Oil Changes on All Teslas", 7. Safe Place, full stop, 8. "The first five days after the weekend are the hardest", 9. "We have gluten-free gas", 10. "Free gas: all exits, all stations, all pumps, all the time", 11. Regular .19, Diesel .79, Milk .79, 12. "Naming the dog 'Shark' at the beach was a mistake", 13. "We don't care, just be fresh & wash your hands", 14. "Donuts and beer now here", 15. "Muffins spelled backward is what you do when they're done", 16. Unleaded .59, Diesel .99, Slurpee .00, 17. "Bought a chicken to make sandwiches. It won't", 18. "If y'all could stop driving off with our hoses…", 19. Mr. Gas: Eat Food, Get Gas, 24/7Nothing like shouting Shark! to clear a shoreline. Sorry, everyone.

13. "We don't care, just be fresh & wash your hands"

1. Speedway took a turn after a short circuit, 2. "Don't even think of parking here, big boy", 3. Because women are always right, 4. "Do marathoners know they don't have to?", 5. "On-site home refinancing to help with gas", 6. "Free Oil Changes on All Teslas", 7. Safe Place, full stop, 8. "The first five days after the weekend are the hardest", 9. "We have gluten-free gas", 10. "Free gas: all exits, all stations, all pumps, all the time", 11. Regular .19, Diesel .79, Milk .79, 12. "Naming the dog 'Shark' at the beach was a mistake", 13. "We don't care, just be fresh & wash your hands", 14. "Donuts and beer now here", 15. "Muffins spelled backward is what you do when they're done", 16. Unleaded .59, Diesel .99, Slurpee .00, 17. "Bought a chicken to make sandwiches. It won't", 18. "If y'all could stop driving off with our hoses…", 19. Mr. Gas: Eat Food, Get Gas, 24/7

Inclusivity plus hygiene is an all-around win.

14. "Donuts and beer now here"

1. Speedway took a turn after a short circuit, 2. "Don't even think of parking here, big boy", 3. Because women are always right, 4. "Do marathoners know they don't have to?", 5. "On-site home refinancing to help with gas", 6. "Free Oil Changes on All Teslas", 7. Safe Place, full stop, 8. "The first five days after the weekend are the hardest", 9. "We have gluten-free gas", 10. "Free gas: all exits, all stations, all pumps, all the time", 11. Regular .19, Diesel .79, Milk .79, 12. "Naming the dog 'Shark' at the beach was a mistake", 13. "We don't care, just be fresh & wash your hands", 14. "Donuts and beer now here", 15. "Muffins spelled backward is what you do when they're done", 16. Unleaded .59, Diesel .99, Slurpee .00, 17. "Bought a chicken to make sandwiches. It won't", 18. "If y'all could stop driving off with our hoses…", 19. Mr. Gas: Eat Food, Get Gas, 24/7

Breakfast and, also breakfast? Pair responsibly.

15. "Muffins spelled backward is what you do when they're done"

1. Speedway took a turn after a short circuit, 2. "Don't even think of parking here, big boy", 3. Because women are always right, 4. "Do marathoners know they don't have to?", 5. "On-site home refinancing to help with gas", 6. "Free Oil Changes on All Teslas", 7. Safe Place, full stop, 8. "The first five days after the weekend are the hardest", 9. "We have gluten-free gas", 10. "Free gas: all exits, all stations, all pumps, all the time", 11. Regular .19, Diesel .79, Milk .79, 12. "Naming the dog 'Shark' at the beach was a mistake", 13. "We don't care, just be fresh & wash your hands", 14. "Donuts and beer now here", 15. "Muffins spelled backward is what you do when they're done", 16. Unleaded .59, Diesel .99, Slurpee .00, 17. "Bought a chicken to make sandwiches. It won't", 18. "If y'all could stop driving off with our hoses…", 19. Mr. Gas: Eat Food, Get Gas, 24/7

Accurate quality control procedure.

16. Unleaded $3.59, Diesel $3.99, Slurpee $1.00

1. Speedway took a turn after a short circuit, 2. "Don't even think of parking here, big boy", 3. Because women are always right, 4. "Do marathoners know they don't have to?", 5. "On-site home refinancing to help with gas", 6. "Free Oil Changes on All Teslas", 7. Safe Place, full stop, 8. "The first five days after the weekend are the hardest", 9. "We have gluten-free gas", 10. "Free gas: all exits, all stations, all pumps, all the time", 11. Regular .19, Diesel .79, Milk .79, 12. "Naming the dog 'Shark' at the beach was a mistake", 13. "We don't care, just be fresh & wash your hands", 14. "Donuts and beer now here", 15. "Muffins spelled backward is what you do when they're done", 16. Unleaded .59, Diesel .99, Slurpee .00, 17. "Bought a chicken to make sandwiches. It won't", 18. "If y'all could stop driving off with our hoses…", 19. Mr. Gas: Eat Food, Get Gas, 24/7

Fuel your car, fuel your brain freeze. Coffee claims "Always Fresh" and we believe.

17. "Bought a chicken to make sandwiches. It won't"

1. Speedway took a turn after a short circuit, 2. "Don't even think of parking here, big boy", 3. Because women are always right, 4. "Do marathoners know they don't have to?", 5. "On-site home refinancing to help with gas", 6. "Free Oil Changes on All Teslas", 7. Safe Place, full stop, 8. "The first five days after the weekend are the hardest", 9. "We have gluten-free gas", 10. "Free gas: all exits, all stations, all pumps, all the time", 11. Regular .19, Diesel .79, Milk .79, 12. "Naming the dog 'Shark' at the beach was a mistake", 13. "We don't care, just be fresh & wash your hands", 14. "Donuts and beer now here", 15. "Muffins spelled backward is what you do when they're done", 16. Unleaded .59, Diesel .99, Slurpee .00, 17. "Bought a chicken to make sandwiches. It won't", 18. "If y'all could stop driving off with our hoses…", 19. Mr. Gas: Eat Food, Get Gas, 24/7

Turns out it makes… other things. Culinary expectations, adjusted.

18. "If y'all could stop driving off with our hoses…"

1. Speedway took a turn after a short circuit, 2. "Don't even think of parking here, big boy", 3. Because women are always right, 4. "Do marathoners know they don't have to?", 5. "On-site home refinancing to help with gas", 6. "Free Oil Changes on All Teslas", 7. Safe Place, full stop, 8. "The first five days after the weekend are the hardest", 9. "We have gluten-free gas", 10. "Free gas: all exits, all stations, all pumps, all the time", 11. Regular .19, Diesel .79, Milk .79, 12. "Naming the dog 'Shark' at the beach was a mistake", 13. "We don't care, just be fresh & wash your hands", 14. "Donuts and beer now here", 15. "Muffins spelled backward is what you do when they're done", 16. Unleaded .59, Diesel .99, Slurpee .00, 17. "Bought a chicken to make sandwiches. It won't", 18. "If y'all could stop driving off with our hoses…", 19. Mr. Gas: Eat Food, Get Gas, 24/7

Friendly PSA from the nozzle department. Click, then vroom.

19. Mr. Gas: Eat Food, Get Gas, 24/7

1. Speedway took a turn after a short circuit, 2. "Don't even think of parking here, big boy", 3. Because women are always right, 4. "Do marathoners know they don't have to?", 5. "On-site home refinancing to help with gas", 6. "Free Oil Changes on All Teslas", 7. Safe Place, full stop, 8. "The first five days after the weekend are the hardest", 9. "We have gluten-free gas", 10. "Free gas: all exits, all stations, all pumps, all the time", 11. Regular .19, Diesel .79, Milk .79, 12. "Naming the dog 'Shark' at the beach was a mistake", 13. "We don't care, just be fresh & wash your hands", 14. "Donuts and beer now here", 15. "Muffins spelled backward is what you do when they're done", 16. Unleaded .59, Diesel .99, Slurpee .00, 17. "Bought a chicken to make sandwiches. It won't", 18. "If y'all could stop driving off with our hoses…", 19. Mr. Gas: Eat Food, Get Gas, 24/7

The copy writes its own punchline. We'll assume they mean fuel.

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